NO, MALFOY. BROADWAY. BROADWAY.
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mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
My god that hair
My god that face
My god that man
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me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.
mom: i will try.
instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”
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O<-<…
Nothing like having someone tell you you basically stink to make you push yourself.
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SO SOMEONE I FOLLOW ON TWITTER MADE THIS PICTURE
AND WE TWEETED EVERYRONE IN THE COMPANY AND LINDSAY SAW IT AND SHE SAID SHE WAS CRYING LAUGHING AND SHE SHOWED IT TO GAVIN AND PRAYER CIRCLE THEY TALK ABOUT IT TONIGHT
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these-words-they-will-not-heal:
I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP
I actually love spiders and I just cracked the fuck up at this utterly
I swear I would not be as afraid of spiders as I am if they talk
favorite video on the internet
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Made rebloggable upon request
Ugh. I fucking hate this.
The term friendzone was never meant for those loser guys who pretend to be nice guys just so they could get laid, or any other benefit they could receive
The term friendzone was meant for those legitimate nice guys who actually adored and loved; and I mean head over heels; those girls and wanted a relationship. Who were constantly overlooked by the girls, and chose some other guy who didn’t deserve her and always treated her the wrong way.
Thank you sexism, society and loser guys for making us legitimate nice guys seem like assholes.
Are you
ARE YOU SHITTING ME RN I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
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Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.
The last one killed me…
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WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO
TURBO SHIT
BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION
